What kinda people watch the WB!?

So after work today I thought I'd enjoy some TV so I turned on the WB. Within one hour there were five commercials for Valtrex. Makes me wonder if the WB's demographics show that they are more likely to have genital herpes. I understand that there needs to be information out there so people can get information and medication but five commercials in one hour. I would think they would want to spread the word. (slight pun intended)

On the same note, kinda, do we really need all these commercials for erectile dysfunction, bladder incontinence and menopausal hot flashes? And why is it that some of the symptoms sound worse than the problems they are supposed to be solving. Don't people who have these problems know where to go?

On a funny note I have a joke that my mom told me.

This man worked at a pickle factory.
One day he came home and told his wife. "Today at work I had this crazy idea, I wanted to put my penis into the pickle slicer".
The wife horrified told him he should just try to concentrate on working and not think about that.
The next day he came home and said "I really want to put my penis into the pickle slicer".
The wife suggested he speak to a sex therapist about his urges but he vowed to harness his urges.
A week passed and the man came home one day very upset. His wife asked "what's wrong"
He responded " I got fired today"
She asked, "Why?"
He told her "Well I couldn't help myself, I put my penis in the pickle slicer".
Horrified the wife looked at her husband and asked "Well what happened?"
He looked at his wife and said "They fired her too"!

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