I love this holiday..

That's right..it's National Talk like a Pirate Day. A friend of mine sent me this joke to help celebrate.

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Err.. sir... you realize you have a wheel in your pants?" "Yarharr," replies the pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts."

Enjoy the day!!

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